Designated as a top 10 Hawaii destination by a number of my Hawaiian sightseeing resources, Waimea Valley promises to show the wild side of the Oahu Island. Located on the North Shore, Waimea Valley is a 1,800 acre arboretum and botanical garden that stretches 3/4 of a mile, from the ocean at Waimea Bay to its southern reaches within Oahu's interior. Managed by the City and County of Honolulu until 2003, this historical nature park changed hands to the National Audubon Society, only to change hands again in 2006 to its current steward, a non-profit company created by the Office of Hawaiian Affairs. Native Hawaiians now manage the park on the premise that they are in the best position to preserve not only the flora indigenous to their island, but, also the cultural aspects of the park promoted through guided tours.
I have to admit, I'm not a big fan of touring plant life. Typically, such touring for me results in frequent yawning and information overload, every plant has some kind of placard that screams to be read, over a short period of time everything starts to look the same, a tree is a tree, a flower is a flower, a bush is a bush. I think you get my point. However, I'm torn, Waimea Valley is a top 10 destination! How can I possibly overlook that? Even with the long 1.5 hours bus ride from my home in Waikiki to the North Shore where the park is, I decide to make the trip and take the tour.
I plan to get up early at 6:30am, catch the bus at 7:30, then arrive at Waimea Valley around 9. Because I'm not really pumped up about going, my 6:30 alarm goes off, I immediately reset it to 9, rollover, then quickly fall back sleep, back to dreams of anything other than touring plants. Not a good start to my touring day.
9am arrives, I get ready, catch the 10:30 bus, spend the 1.5 hours travel time reading a book, then finally arrive to the North Shore around noon. The entrance to Waimea Valley is right next to the bus stop, how convenient, things are looking up already! On the way into the nature park I pass by a peacock, of all things. All sorts of coaxing doesn't encourage the peacock to fan-out his tail plumage. What does one have to do? Spray themselves with peahen pheromones, then jump around squawking with arms a-flapping? Ha, if I want a peacock picture I'll just go to Google images, I'm not that desperate.
Finally, I arrive at the ticket booth, pay my $10 admission, I'm handed a map of the grounds, then off I go on my tour. The nature park looks quite large, its extensive gardens contain 35 distinct collections, 5,000 specimens in all from around the world. God, it's going to take me at least 5 days to get through this all! Oh, right, I'm not going to read each plant's placard. Wow, that was a close one. If I was a "plant nerd" I be in trouble, I didn't bring any food and/or camping provisions.
My ultimate destination on this tour, the carrot at the end of the stick, so to speak, is Waimea Falls, a full 3/4 from where I'm standing now. Between here and the falls I'll randomly tour the seemingly infinite plant offerings. Park transit is conducted on a variety of surfaces, from paved walkways, dirt footpaths, to green lawns. The architects have been thoughtful in their creations, off the main path, thorough touring will take you up many stairway options that reveal more plant life and place you closer to the Western valley wall.
In the opposite direction, on the other side of the main path, a few stairway options bring you down to the banks of the Kamananui Stream where you can take a shaded walk to escape the hot Hawaiian sun. Interestingly enough, Waimea is Hawaiian for "Red River". Kamananui Stream feeds Waimea River which periodically swells during times of great rainfall, the river turns a muddy reddish brown during these times, the highlands from which the water drains contains reddish soil, the source of the red coloration.
Here in the valley it's so easy to find yourself in different parts of the world. How so? Here's a laundry list of places around the world from which plants have been taken and planted here in the valley. Hawaii (of course), Bermuda, Canary Islands, Central and South America, Lord Howe Island, Sri Lanka, Fiji, the West Indies, the Mascarene Islands, Guam, Madagascar, the Ogasawara Islands, and the Seychelles. Wow, that's a pretty extensive list. Waimea Valley is a place of preservation, apparently over 50 percent of the Hawaii's native plants are rare or endangered. It is here they experiment on how to cultivate and propagate these Hawaiian treasures.
To give you a sense of what the park has to offer, here's a list of the various exhibits the park offers, from the park entrance to the furthest reaches at Waimea Falls:
After about 1.5 hours of touring I finally reach Waimea Falls, the falls proves to be a moderately sized one, about 40 feet. The public is allowed to swim if they wish, a life guard is on duty, life preservers and paddle boards are made available. I've brought my swim trunks, but, decide not to go swimming. It's not that hot out and the thought of jumping in isn't all that appealing. Anyway, I'm running on empty right now, when I entered the park I needed to eat lunch, I ordered a chicken sandwich, only to be told I'd have to wait 30 minutes because a large order was place just earlier by a large bus load of tourists. Rather than wait I decided to do the tour. Time to head back and get my chicken sandwich.
I wander back to the park entrance. On the way, rather than focusing on the "macro" view of things, views of trees and forests and flowering plants, I focus instead on the "micro" view of things. I'm interested in textures and colors, I take close up pictures of leaves to mix things up a bit. It's hard to say how many of the visitors check out the "micro" views, probably not too many. As I've toured today, most visitors don't even seem to read the large information signs that are sprinkled about the place. Too bad. Although I have to admit, I quickly browse them myself, then take a picture of them, I can read them in detail later, another day, another time. Yep, modern technology has made me a lazy sightseer.
On my walk back I reflect upon my tour today. Upon setting foot into Waimea Valley, I have to admit, I was hoping for more beauty, more carefully manicured gardens, more color, all good fodder for picture taking. In the end what I received was a bit different. What I got was variety, 5000 specimens of variety, I was whisked away to many places around the world based on the worldly plant content here, I was witness to uncountable rare and endangered species. The world isn't a place of manicured gardens, it's a place where nature is allowed to do its thing. I am amazed at the size of this place and the amount of work that is required for its upkeep. However, during my visit I've only seen a small handful of groundskeepers. How do they do it? Lastly, the architects of the park have done a great job of organizing the exhibits, I can see why this place is a top 10 tourist destination.
Back at the park entrance I find myself once again, I buy a chicken sandwich, then quickly realize I need to sit somewhere other than the seating located near the food concession. There are too many peahens begging for food there, apparently people ignore the prominently placed "do not feed the birds" sign. A notice a small grouping of picnic tables down the way and decide to eat my meal there. No sooner do I sit down does a peacock arrive on scene, almost as if on queue. A large male, I just sit there and watch the bird, he shows no fear, he comes very close, and he is eying my sandwich. I take the opportunity to take a few pictures since he's so close. Fumbling with my camera, the peacock makes a bold move, he tries to take my entire sandwich with one quick lunge. So fast is his move, I'm taken by surprise. Luckily, he only manages to grab a small chunk out of the upper bun. Now, I've never eaten after a peacock, I wonder if peacocks have exotic diseases in their saliva. Should I eat the sandwich?
I decide to take my chances and eat my lunch, I'm hungry. Emboldened by his success at getting a small bite of my meal, the peacock decides to jump on the picnic table, the bird is really in my eating space now, I'm getting pissed. I take my day pack and whack the bird off the table. He squawks with surprise, being a beautiful peacock, I'm sure he's not used to that kind of treatment. Too bad... Surprisingly, the peacock is only mildly deterred. Warding him off with my foot, he sticks around and continues to approach my eating space from the ground. Frustrated, the peacock does the unexpected, he shows me his full tail plumage, he must really be hungry for a handout. I sit and admire his feathers, but, continue on eating and not sharing. After I finish eating, I leave the picnic area and the bird follows me, thinking I still have food. Again, he displays his tail feathers, and again, I give him no food. Poor bird, he must feel somewhat used, having shown me his feathers not once, but twice, and got nothing for it.
The moral of the story? If you want to see a peacock's tail feathers, no need to spray on peahen pheromones, no need to squawk and flap your arms, all you have to do is eat food in front of the bird, don't give it any, then show it whose the boss. Who would have thought?